my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
- Me on the internet: HI HELLO YES LET'S BE FRIENDS. SO MUCH CAPSLOCK
- Me in real life: cannot look you in the eye wow my shoes are fascinating
don’t cha wish your girlfriend was a fat, ugly, anti-social, internet addicted freak like me.
i’m scared of talking to strangers and answering phones and getting on buses and going into classes that aren’t my own at school and paying for things in shops and doing basically anything that could result in me embarrassing myself in any way how am i even going to live the rest of my life