May 2012
“I’m not beautiful, I don’t care. One thing women don’t know is that you don’t have to be beautiful. You don’t have to be beautiful to fuck anyone you want.”
— Courtney Love (via eat-my-fuck)
i’m in desperate need of nicotine so i keep posting pictures of hot guys smoking just to torture myself ◡‿◡✿
puberty didnt make me hot so maybe cocaine will
“A bad trip? This whole country, this whole world is on a bad trip, friend. But they’ll arrest you for swallowing a tablet.”
—Charles Bukowski (via coma-kid)
How to Flirt
- smile
- wink
- use cheesy pick up lines
- gently stroke cheek
- slowly lift rag drenched in chloroform and cover mouth/nose
- drag to car
i may be annoying and ugly but at least i don’t have auto play on my blog
